Whisper

Sometimes when you sit in the backyard, you can hear The Kitties whispering through the trees.

(Illustration Friday: February 22, 2013)

Swim

Most kitties don't like water.

(Illustration Friday: March 22, 2013)

I love Lucy!

Hi everyone,

You might remember that when I saw Rufus Wainwright at 9:30 club in February, his sister Lucy Wainwright Roche served as his opening act. At the end of her set, she told us all to mark our calendars to join her at The Kennedy Center on March 24, where she'd perform as part of the Millennium Stage series. So, I did.

Every day at 6 p.m., Millennium Stage offers free hour-long performances of all sorts of visual arts, from theatre and spoken word to dance and music. It's fantastic! The seats for Millennium Stage are first-come, first-served. I got there early and found one front and center.

The Pre-Show Entertainment
To my left sat a studious middle-aged groupie, who edited documents and wrote notes until the show started. I guessed she was a professor, but who knows? To my right was an ex-Mormon missionary, who had never seen Lucy Wainwright Roche before. (Doesn't this sound like the beginning of a joke?)

I kept to myself, writing in my journal while waiting for the show to start. The ex-Mormon instantly chatted away with the couple next to him, whom he had just met, because the husband in the pair was also an ex-Mormon! (What are the odds?) Among other things, they talked about where they've traveled and what they thought about The Book of Mormon. "I knew the South Park guys wrote it, but I didn't expect it to be so South Parky," the guy next to me said. (I will find out for myself when I see it in August!)

Behind us, two elderly friends were catching up when one of them got a phone call. I wasn't listening until I heard "run it under water" and "put some Neosporin on it." I began imagining 911 calls and ambulances. Someone is actually calling in the case of an emergency for once! But it couldn't have been too serious because she changed the subject, telling the person where she was and what she was doing: "We're seeing someone named Lucy Wainwright....No, no, but she's Rufus's sister." Right after the word "Wainwright," the professor whipped her head around. I felt her glare even though it wasn't aimed at me and knew what was coming: "It's Lucy Wainwright Roche."
"What?"
"Her name is Lucy Wainwright Roche."
"Oh, it's Lucy Wainwright Roche that we're seeing," the lady told the person on the phone. Her friend asked the professor if she were a member of the family. "No, I just know a lot about the family," she nodded and turned back around. She reminded me of 6-year-old Maisy's school principal in Uncle Buck! ("And, frankly, I don't think she takes a thing in her life or her career as a student seriously!")

The lady behind us got off the phone as the lights dimmed and explained to her friend, "My 44-year-old son has a splinter."

The Main Event

© Lucy Wainwright Roche

Lucy Wainwright Roche was just as delightful as the last time I saw her. I love how clearly she sings. I can understand all the lyrics, which is always appreciated. But I don't have to tell you about the show because you can watch the whole performance online here! (Thanks, Kennedy Center!)

So far, I've learned that Lucy Wainwright Roche is very chatty during her shows, which adds to the charm of it all, and I felt the urge to say lots to her by the time she finished this performance: "I saw you at 9:30 club, and you said to come here, so here I am, and I think you're great!" or "I have the same problem with my cat as you do with your dog. What should we do about it?" or "I went to school in Ohio too, but not the same one."

She stuck around afterward to sign CDs and t-shirts, faced by a big crowd. Since I couldn't decide what to say, I didn't bother waiting my turn. Instead, I bought her CDs to listen to at home. You should get them too! You'll miss out on all the talking I was surrounded by, but sometimes that's a good thing.

Enjoy!

Eye glasses

Of all The Kitties, Simon needs his eye glasses most.

(Illustration Friday: March 15, 2013)

Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #30--Finding Neverland (2004)

[What is Johnny Kitties? See Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp for all the details.]

Do you believe in fairies? If you believe, clap your hands! 

"What I liked very much is that it didn't feel like the kind of movie that you see all the time. I thought it was sweet and heartbreaking, but in an honest way. It didn't feel like it was trying to be something; it felt like it was something." Johnny Depp on Finding Neverland

"I'm not Peter Pan, he is."

Based on Andrew Birkin's biography, J.M. Barrie and The Lost Boys, Finding Neverland introduces author J.M. Barrie (Johnny Depp) who, in 1903, is on the verge of creating his masterpiece. After his most recent play flops in London's West End, his producer (Dustin Hoffman) encourages him to write something new. A chance encounter with Silvia Lewellen Davies (Kate Winslet) and her four boys--George (Joe Prospero), Jack (Nick Roud), Peter (Freddie Highmore), and Michael (Luke Spill)--marks the start of a lifelong friendship with the widow and her sons, to the dismay of her socialite mother (Julie Christie) and most of the rest of society. But inspired by the boys' sense of play and imagination, "Uncle Jim" creates Peter Pan's world of pirates, fairies, and endless adventure in Neverland.

Although it may seem slight today, putting on a full-scale West End production based on a boy who never grows up was risky at the time, particularly a play that involves flying, a dog serving as a nanny, ocean adventures, clock-swallowing crocodiles, and more nonsense never before attempted on the stage. Learning the inspiration behind it all makes this story even more extraordinary.

Bring on Neverland!
I could barely wait to see this movie, not only because of Johnny and the other great actors joining him, but because Peter Pan is one of my favorite stories. When I was a kid, I watched the Disney cartoon endlessly. I even had its soundtrack album. In grade school, I won an art contest prize of tickets to see Peter Pan on the stage. Recently, though, I saw a bit of the Disney cartoon on TV and thought Peter Pan was a brat and Tinkerbell had a big attitude problem! I'm not sure what my fascination with it is--maybe the adventure of it all, the fairies, the flying, and the idea of not having to grow up.

I've seen lots of different versions of Peter Pan. But I'm not the only one who loves it. Dustin Hoffman recognizes how everyone relates to J.M. Barrie's idea of Neverland: "Neverland is the place that exists for all of us in the wish part of our brain," he says. To some people, Neverland is a place where one never grows old or dies. Others think of it as the place where the imagination lives.

In the preface to the original play, J.M. Barrie noted that the actors only need to bring with them a child's outlook. "I think what Barrie was saying was to do your best not to grow up so quickly," Johnny says. "You can grow old and be an adult but maintain those beautiful qualities." Like Johnny, the filmmakers took Barrie's direction to heart. Producer Richard Gladstone explains, "We thought of how to watch all of this through a child's eye, how to approach that, how to manifest that on film."

I was in New York when Finding Neverland opened Halloween weekend. Johnny was also in New York that weekend to receive the Lee Strasberg Artistic Achievement Award (Yay!), but we never ran into each other. Instead, I saw him on the big screen in one of the best movies ever!

What's to love? Lots!

The story: Written by David McGee, this historical period piece explores the creative process of a writer moving from thought to page to stage. "We wanted it to be about creating art, and we wanted it to be about what someone saw and felt and how they translated that onto paper," says producer Nellie Bellflower.You'll meet James Barrie's inspirations and see how his wheels turn to create Nanny, Captain Hook, fairy dust, and all the rest of it. In this great script, you're recognize familiar lines and plot points from the classic story and know that the author plans to write all these moments down in his journal to include in his developing play. This film's blend of adult and child perspectives, history, imagination, creativity, and drama is moving and inspiring.

The director: Involving a beloved children's story with cute kids in the cast could have made this movie overly sentimental, but I was confident that wouldn't happen when I heard Marc Forester was directing it. At the time, he had just won a bunch of awards for Monster's Ball, a dark film that couldn't be more different from this one. As I had hoped, Finding Neverland has a perfect balance of playfulness and drama without any excess sticky sweetness.

The production: One of my favorite things about this movie is how seamlessly the story weaves between imagination and reality. There are little moments, like when James Barrie imagines that it's storming in the theatre as his latest play goes sour or when he opens his bedroom door, revealing the sunny open field he pictures in his mind. And, when Silvia comes down with a cough at the summer cottage, the beautiful day turns cloudy and windy in Peter's eyes. In more elaborate sequences, as James Barrie plays Cowboys and Indians with the Davies boys or takes them aboard a pirate ship, the film switches back and forth between them running around in their garden to being in the Old West or soaked by choppy waves on the high seas. Give another star to Marc Forester for coming up with these ideas. "For me, the visual effects basically are to underline the transformation of imagination," he says. Even though the imaginative scenes are obviously fake, they're beautifully done without taking you abruptly out of the story. Instead, they draw you in even more, letting you see what they are seeing. "The goal was to give people an idea of where that line's drawn between fantasy and reality and how thin it was was," says visual effect designer Kevin Tod Haug. It works!

The stars: If you haven't figured it out by now, I usually see movies because of the actors involved. And, when Johnny gets to be in movies with people I admire, I'm thrilled about it. Imagine spending your days at work with Kate Winslet, Julie Christie, and Dustin Hoffman! "I've been so lucky in my career to work with some of the people I've worked with," Johnny says. "Going to work everyday with Dustin Hoffman is once again an amazing gift!" Everyone is perfectly cast in this movie. You'll even find some old friends from Pirates of the Caribbean in here: Mackenzie Crook as the theatre usher and Angus Barnett as the actor playing Nana.

The real stars: But it's really all about the kids, George, Jack, Michael, and especially Peter. When Kate Winslet and Johnny caught Freddie Highmore playing a scene as Peter, they knew they had to up their game: "Freddie just elevated the level of truth for everyone," Marc Forester says. As Peter, Freddie Highmore may have the meatiest role as the one whose on the brink of  completely losing his childhood too soon, but all of the Davies brothers are fantastic. They will make you laugh. They will make you cry. They steal the show.

"He is quite handsome!"
- Dustin Hoffman

My favorite star: It's always a treat when Johnny dresses down and quiets down for a role. One of the things I admire most about Johnny as an actor is his ability to say so much without saying anything. But the bonus here is that when he does speak, it's with a flawless Scottish accent! Johnny was the first actor in mind to play J.M. Barrie, and he was the first to sign on to Finding Neverland. It doesn't surprise me that he found such a connection to the author and this story. "What I feel is important is the freedom to invent things, however ridiculous," he says. "Don't be afraid to take risks, to be creative and try things."

I think this is one of Johnny best performances, displaying such a range of emotions as a creative artist stuck among grown-ups: "It's a surprisingly difficult role because it has to be a man who's mature enough so that you have respect for him but still have a kid inside the whole time," writer David McGee says. "He does an amazing job."

Some of my favorite scenes are of Johnny interacting with the kids. You can tell that they all got along really well. As Kate Winslet says, "Working with Johnny Depp is like working with a fifth child. I have four children in the movie, and then I have Johnny." For those of you who like Johnny Trivia, look for some of his own inventions early on in this movie, including the mirror attachment to his cane and the ball-retrieving fishing pole. In the tense dinner scene, try to keep a straight face knowing that Johnny got all the kids to laugh throughout by installing his trusty remote-controlled fart noisemaker under Julie Christie's chair before the director called "action." I think Kate Winslet is right!

At the 2005 Oscars with Vanessa Paradis

To my great surprise (followed by infinite elation), Finding Neverland earned Johnny his second Oscar nomination for Best Actor! This nomination was practically sweeter than the first, just because James Barrie isn't as flashy as Captain Jack. (No one is as flashy as Captain Jack.) I didn't think anyone else would notice Johnny's fantastic work in this! I so wanted him to win, but I knew he wouldn't because Jamie Foxx was winning everything everywhere for his portrayal of Ray Charles in Ray. Still, the Oscars are so much more exciting when Johnny is in attendance! I'll take it!

Finding Neverland was also nominated for Best Picture and several technical Oscars. It won for Best Original Score by composer Jan A.P. Kaczmarek. I agree! This movie's beautiful music is a perfectly-suited complement that sweeps you into the moment.

Finding Neverland and the cast were nominated for lots of awards at other ceremonies worldwide, and they (mainly Kate Winslet and Freddie Highmore) won quite a few. Yay!



The Kitties can fly!
I didn't expect to pick the scene that appeared in all the commercials and previews, but it really does sum up Finding Neverland. Here's an example of how James Barrie was inspired to write his story. As Silvia (Lily) scramble around to get her defiant boys (B.J. as George, Norman as Jack, Comet as Peter, and Simon as Michael) to bed, they are more interested in pillow-fighting. Watching the giggling boys bouncing around on their beds, Uncle Jim suddenly "sees" the windows magically open and the boys fly off into the night. With a little bit of fairy dust, they'll be in Neverland by morning.

"Never put young boys to bed. They always grow up a day older, and before you know it, they're grown."

And now, let's talk about fish. 

Kate Winslet and Johnny enjoyed working together on Finding Neverland so much that they jumped at the chance to do it again, even if it was just in a recording studio. In 2006, they narrated the IMAX documentary Deep Sea 3D. Funnily, I also saw this in New York too. It was a Friday and apparently field trip day for all the grade-school kids in the immediate vicinity. "Are you sure you want to go to this showing," the cashier asked me. "That's a lot of kids." Let me tell you, a nature documentary is so much more fun and interesting when you're surrounded by excited kids in oversized 3D glasses who are actually paying attention and screaming every time a shark swims toward them. We had fun!

What's next? 
Johnny is The Libertine. You will not like him.

Image credits: Finding Neverland images © Miramax Films; Image of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis at the 2005 Academy Awards © unknown; Deep Sea 3D image © Warner Brothers Pictures; Illustration © Melissa Connolly

Talent

As you know, The Kitties are brimming with various talents--dancing, singing, circling, staring.... But they all share a universal one for uplifting spirits instantaneously. This always occurs to me when I'm greeted at the door by my friend Lily. This is a true story of our typical routine.

(Illustration Friday: March 1, 2013)

The Sum of Our Days

Hi everyone,

I didn't know about The Sum of Our Days but found it when my dad and I stopped in the World Bank's bookstore, Infoshop, on our way to lunch. Who knew that the World Bank had such a great bookstore in the middle of D.C. and that inside on sale was a sequel to Isabel Allende's amazing book Paula?

I've read most of Isabel Allende's books. Paula, her 1995 memoir about dealing with her daughter's illness and death, is among my favorites. Of course, whenever I tell someone that, they ask, "Why would you want to read that?" Since The Sum of Our Days continues the story of Isabel's journey, you may ask the same question. But I still highly recommend both books!

Paula Frias Allende suffered from porphyria, a hereditary disease that attacks the nervous system and skin. When she fell into a coma, Isabel started writing her a letter about what she was missing so that she could easily catch up when she awoke. She died in 1992 at age 28.

Obviously, parts of this book are really sad. But, overall, its a moving celebration of Paula's life and her family and their strength in getting through an unimaginable experience. By the time you finish reading, you'll know Paula, her family and friends, and all the lives she touched. They are an entertaining bunch, described by an amazing storyteller. She will make you laugh, no matter how dark this topic sounds. Paula doesn't die until the end. That's when you'll cry.

In The Sum of Our Days, Isabel continues her letter to her daughter 15 or so years later, bringing her up to speed on all that's happened since she left them. Among other interesting stories, I learned all about Isabel's husband Willie, their marriage, and his side of the family. This time, his daughter--who battled drug addiction--made me cry. But, it's okay because plenty of other moments in this story made me laugh too.

In this book, you'll catch up with the members of the Allende family who were introduced in Paula, including Paula's husband Ernesto and her brother Nicolas. You'll also meet new friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, and even surprise relatives. While Paula's memory is a constant presence throughout this book, it's uplifting to read how the family has grown to live without her physically there. They rely on each other now more than ever before and work at strengthening their bonds. It was another kind of joyful celebration, one of inner-strength and the importance of love and family.

Once again, I was sad when this book ended: there were no more pages to read. Isabel Allende is surrounded by her family, who all live in the San Francisco Bay area. By the time I finished reading, I wanted to live there too! It's no wonder she's such a prolific writer, surrounded every day by such a vibrant cast of characters. Don't you want to meet them? Go get these books!

Best,


P.S. Check it out: Isabel Allende is going to be at National Geographic, here in D.C., on May 1st!
Buy yourself a ticket ($22) for this entertaining evening, and I'll see you there!

Wool

I almost skipped this week's Illustration Friday topic because I wasn't sure why any of The Kitties would need some wool. But, then, the word reminded me of one of my favorite Pepe Le Pew cartoons, in which a little dog was in need of a more luxurious fur coat. (Yes, this is how my mind works.) You can watch it here:

  "Scent-imental Over You" (1947) © Warner Brothers

She just wants to fit in, as Simon does so well here:

(Illustration Friday: February 15, 2013)

Storm

The Kitties know what to do when it's stormy out there.

(Illustration Friday: February 8, 2013)

Beautiful Voices!

Hi everyone,

Last Tuesday, I headed down to 930 club to catch Rufus Wainwright on his "Solo" tour. I'd never seen him in concert before, though I have a couple of his covers on my iPod. Intrigued that he'd be playing alone, I didn't know what to expect. I hardly ever go to concerts on a hunch, but I had a good feeling about this one. Rufus has got talent.

I held off buying a ticket until the day of the show. I read a few days beforehand that another Wainwright would serve as the opening act and knew I'd regret not going to what was bound to be a special concert. Maybe sings with his musical family all the time and I just don't know it. In any case, you can't beat seeing someone cool in the intimacy of 930 club's tiny venue.

I arrived after work, feeling lucky and perplexed that the show was not yet sold out. About 20 other early birds and I waited in line for only a few minutes before being escorted into the club early through a side door I didn't know existed. I could get used to this V.I.P. treatment, but letting us in the room before the later arrivals must just be a new crowd-control strategy.

I typically like to be front and center for 930 club concerts so I can see the performers up close, but I headed up to the balcony for this one because I think the sound is better up there. Since I had no knowledge or expectations of what I'd be hearing, I wanted to hear it in the best spot.


© Lucy Wainwright Roche

I made a good choice because The Wainwrights are fantastic! The
opening act was Rufus Wainwright's little sister Lucy, who played a few of her own songs on acoustic guitar. Not only does she have a great voice and lovely sad songs set to happy tunes, she was also really chatty, friendly, and funny. She greeted us with, "So, you guys don't care about the State of the Union, huh?" After the first couple of songs, she asked, "Does anyone have any comments or questions so far?" People yelled out from the audience and, in her effort to help us get us to know her better, she actually answered most of the questions--everything from her favorite color to the kind of car she drives. (Actually, she didn't answer that one, saying, "It's a long story....It's on its last legs.") Some people in the audience knew her from her Science Channel show, Stuff You Should Know, which she discussed excitedly when asked about it. Someone near me commented, "She's delightful," which is a perfect description of Lucy Wainwright Roche. Her new album will be released in May.

When she mentioned that her half-hour set was coming to a close, people obligingly groaned with disappointment. "Oh, you're sweet," she said. "Don't be sad because Rufus is going to come out here, and he's going to blow your minds."

It was no lie. Her brother was amazing! The room filled up more and the crowd screamed louder for Rufus Wainwright. "Forget the Union, let's have some anarchy!" he suggested. "That's what you guys sound like...and I like it!"

© Rufus Wainwright

The only songs I knew were "The Maker Makes," which I recognized from Brokeback Mountain, and "Hallelujah," which everyone knows. But it didn't matter because all of the songs were great. They included "Martha," about his older sister, "Going to Town," which he dedicated to the House of Representatives, and "Memphis Skyline," which he wrote as tribute to Jeff Buckley. His sister showed up again to duet on a few songs too.

What impressed me most about this concert was hearing the bare bones of the music. He sang, playing on either a grand piano or Lucy's acoustic guitar, until one of its strings broke and the 930 club's sound guy came to the rescue with a spare instrument. "This is what happens when you don't sell enough records; you can't afford roadies," he said while waiting for the sound guy to get back to his spot.

I love these kinds of little mishaps that make a show intimate and one-of-a-kind. During a fantastic song, called "Vibrate," he missed a note and called out his mistake (which I didn't notice). While covering his mother's song, "The Walking Song," he thought he didn't play a piano section well enough. "That was no good. I have to do that again. It was the sandwich," he said, referring to his pre-show "vegetarian hoagie" dinner. Without interruption, he repeated that refrain to get it right. (It sounded fine to me both times.) We all laughed along when these things happened, as if we were joking around in his living room, but then snapped back immediately transfixed by each song.

I've always seen noisy bands at 930 club, great ones blasting electric guitars, drums, and booming bass lines, who get us jumping and singing along to every note. I've never been there in this atmosphere, with an audience so calmly attentive. The acoustics were perfect and all-encompassing. Rufus Wainwright's voice really commands a room! I expected that but also discovered he's an amazing musician. It was as if he were playing intricate classical music on that grand piano, layering it with a unique melody and well-written lyrics. All of the songs grabbed my attention and made me, for the most part, forget everything going on around me. That's a performer!

Here's a sampling, thanks to YouTube. He sang this song, "Montauk"--from his latest CD, Out of the Game--as part of the encore. This song made me want to run home and buy all of his albums. (You should too so that he can afford a roadie.)

© Studio Q

Don't miss Rufus Wainwright when he comes to your town or back here to D.C. He'll leave you inspired.

In the meantime, you can catch Lucy Wainwright Roche at The Kennedy Center as part of Millennium Stage's Songwriters Series on March 24th.  She mentioned it during her set and was disappointed that we didn't whip out our smart phones to mark our calendars. I prefer my mental calendar and plan to attend. Join me! She's delightful.

Best,

Special Delivery for Johnny's Angels

Hi everyone,

As if Johnny Depp's appearance at the Grammys last week weren't enough, Johnny's Angels: Depp Fans for Charity received something extra from him a few days before.

Since 2007, Johnny's Angels has worked steadfastly to raise funds for one of Johnny's favorite organizations, Children's Hospice and Palliative Care Coalition (CHPCC), located in Los Angeles, California. While not affiliated with Johnny, Johnny's Angels was granted permission to use his name for the cause and, to date, more than $50,000 has been raised in his honor. (You can add to this impressive total by donating here or buying merchandise through the Johnny's Angels website, all proceeds of which go to the cause.) 

Aside from its year-round fundraising efforts, Johnny's Angels conducts extra-special semiannual fundraisers for CHPCC -- one in June in honor of Johnny's birthday and one in December for the holiday season. On these occasions, fans are given the opportunity to send messages to Johnny himself! 

In December, we were asked to briefly explain why we are proud to partake in Johnny's Angels' mission by completing the sentence, "I am an Angel because...." All of our comments (with a small image, if desired) were compiled onto a poster and sent to Johnny for Christmas. Can you find The Mother Kitty and Gordon in the mix? 

I spent so long figuring out what to say and making sure everything was perfectly placed that I forgot to sign my name. Thankfully, Christine (our wonderful Johnny's Angels founder) snapped me out of it and pointed out what was missing before she added it to the poster. Our holiday efforts raised $2,500 and Johnny, being Johnny, wrote us a heartfelt thank you! Holy buckets, check it out!!!!! 

Giving to CHPCC is rewarding enough. These letters are dazzling surprises! (The signature's the best part, isn't it? Johnny and Jack Lew should have contests!) 

More thanks are due to Christine for organizing these fun projects that not only lift our spirits by supporting such a worthy cause but also give us fans the chance to reach out to our inspiration!  Congratulations to her and all of Johnny's Angels for achieving another successful fundraiser!

Best,

Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #29--....And They Lived Happily Ever After (2004)

[What is Johnny Kitties? See Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp for all the details.]

Love, Marriage, and All the Rest of It

...And They Lived Happily Ever After (known in France as Ils se marierent et eurent beaucoup d'enfants) explores the complexities of relationships between men and women. Focused on three buddies, the story introduces several characters--some happily married, some not so much, some who cheat, and some who spend all day screaming at each other but are still in love at the end of it. Writer/Director Yvan Attal stars with his wife Charlotte Gainsbourg as Vincent and Gabrielle, a seemingly happy couple with a young son (Ben Attal). While their friends consider their union golden, no one is immune to problems or temptation. Vincent is torn between two lives, while Gabrielle fantasizes about living a different life with a stranger. The Hollywood endings I grew up on don't really exist, do they?

Where's Johnny?

Johnny Depp makes a "special appearance" in this movie, but it's really a two-scene cameo during which he barely says anything. Despite Johnny's involvement, I couldn't find this movie right away! I had to wait for the DVD, which I think was released in the U.S. a few years after it was made. When I finally saw the film, I didn't like it much: Almost everyone is in a sad situation, arguing, suspecting, accusing, and cheating on each other. 

But then Johnny brings in some sunshine. He is Gabrielle's mysterious stranger. 

Yvan Attal sent his script for ...And They Lived Happily Ever After to Johnny, asking him to be in it. "I wanted to write more because I really like him as an actor," he says. "I felt ridiculous to give him these two ridiculous scenes." It being his first film, the director was shocked that Johnny invited him to his home in France for dinner to discuss the role. They bonded within 10 minutes and spent the night talking about all sorts things well beyond movies. 

I was really excited that Charlotte Gainsbourg was in this movie. At the time, she had just impressed me in The Science of Sleep. I also knew that her father, legendary French artist Serge Gainsbourg, collaborated on an album with Johnny's partner Vanessa Paradis in 1990, and he meant a lot to both of them.

Emmanuel Seigner, who costarred with Johnny in The Ninth Gate, is also in this movie. (Yeah, the flying demon lady with mismatched socks!) Funnily, I didn't recognize her the first time I watched this film. Clearly, I was only focused on looking for the American back then.  

Wait, what's this about? 

While watching this movie again for Johnny Kitties, I found it really fascinating! Yvan Attal was inspired to write this film after walking his son to school and realizing that most of the other parents were divorced. "A few years ago, they swear their love for each other, and then they made a child. Then, suddenly, bang! Two years after, so many parents were divorced," he describes. "I started to think about that, and that's the way this project arrived in my mind." 

This movie depicts relationships so realistically. It cleverly catches all stages and perspectives: You could be madly in love. Or, you may have a huge end-of-the-world fight one morning but fall back into your routines by nighttime. You might feel bored with your partner right now but suddenly be reminded in a moment of the great love you once felt for each other. You could be in love with two people at the same time for different reasons. Or, maybe you've been married for so long and are so comfortable that most communication can be left unsaid. "It's always difficult to live with somebody," Yvan Attal explains. "It's not, 'everything is great and happily ever after.'" While many people found this view to be pessimistic and sad, I loved that this film showed the good and the bad. It's real, refreshing, and makes you think. 

I can relate. 

Of Johnny's two scenes in this movie, the first one is the best. One afternoon, Gabrielle (Lily, who has the perfect eyes for this role) browses in a Virgin Megastore. While tuned into "Creep" by Radiohead at one of the store's listening stations, Johnny--walking up behind her--comes into focus. Like her, he slips on headphones and listens to the song. And, with this fantastic tune blasting in their ears, these strangers are awkwardly polite and friendly, making quick eye contact and unsure of where else to look. But, Gabrielle catches a moment when he's not paying attention and takes full advantage to stare.

When I first saw this moment, the look on her face made me laugh out loud because that's what I would do in that situation! (Of course, Charlotte Gainsbourg is much calmer and more serene here than I ever could be.) When he leaves, she watches till he disappears into the crowd, panics, and even gets clumsy too. I mean, that's me up there! 

I'd tell you the rest of it, but why ruin a special appearance? Rent ...And They Lived Happily Ever After and enjoy some Frenchness with an excellent soundtrack. 

What's Next? 

Johnny portrays Scottish writer J.M. Barrie, as he creates his beloved story and everlasting character "Peter Pan, or the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up" in Finding Neverland.

All film images © Pathe; Kino International Corporation, et. al.; Melissa's Kitties illustration © Melissa Connolly

Wheels

Simon is known for creating his own sets of wheels.

(Illustration Friday: February 1, 2013)

Ocean

A few weeks ago, I saw Life of Pi and told The Kitties all about the adventure story of a boy stuck on a lifeboat with a tiger in the middle of the ocean. B.J. liked best my description of the boat being surrounded by swarms of sea life. Except for the seasickness, what's the problem?

(Illustration Friday: January 11, 2013)

Wings

One of Gordon's favorite pastimes is chasing birds in the yard. He doesn't always catch them.

Illustration Friday: January 25, 2013

Edge

One of Simon's favorite spots is on the edge of our back porch railing. I think it's because he can rub his head on the corners and spy on the neighbors across the street at the same time.

Simon, on his perch

(Illustration Friday: January 11, 2013)

New

One day, The Kitty went behind our piano and four new kittens showed up! Instantly, she became The Mother Kitty.

(Illustration Friday: January 4, 2013)

Johnny Kitties: Celebrating Johnny Depp Film #28--Secret Window (2004)

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"We're obsessed with deliveries and packages and magazines in this movie." Director David Koepp






"You stole my story."

In Secret Window, Johnny Depp plays a divorced and depressed author, Mort Rainey, who is accused by a Southern dairy farmer, John Shooter (John Turturro), of stealing his short story. He wants him to "fix the ending." This premise made me laugh: It's a thriller about plagiarism! Director David Koepp sells it better, "It's the ultimate writer's nightmare that some crazy character comes along and not only accuses you of plagiarism but forces you to do a rewrite!" As anticlimactic as that sounds, I was intrigued by this movie's enticing ingredients:

• If anyone can make this story interesting, Johnny can. 

• David Koepp recently directed Panic Room, another thriller I really like.   

• Secret Window's fantastic supporting cast, includes John Turturro and Charles S. Dutton--both of whom have worked with Johnny before--and  Maria Bello and Timothy Hutton--who haven't. Timothy Hutton has held a place in my heart since I was a kid when I saw his Oscar-winning performance in Ordinary People. Now, whenever I see him elsewhere, I think, "Awww....it's Timothy Hutton..." (If you see that movie, you will do the same.) 

• Secret Window is based on Stephen King's short story, "Secret Window, Secret Garden." While some movies based on Stephen King stories are awful, some are fantastic. In this case, of course, I leaned toward the latter!

I tried to avoid seeing anything about the movie until it was released, but a photograph caught my eye of Johnny on the set doing what looked to me like some sort of silly walk down the street next to Timothy Hutton. (I wish I could find that photo!) I thought,"Awww, it's Timothy Hutton," and instantly couldn't wait to see them work together. Whatever happens, it'll be okay!

Heeere's Johnny! 

Inevitably, this movie was compared to other Stephen King movies about authors (The Shining, Misery) by all the critics. I see why, but I think this one's got its own Johnny Charm. One of the many things I love about Johnny's movies is that he always makes them his own: He adds his sense of humor no matter how intense the scene, he comes up with ideas that no one else would ever think of, and he gives looks that without a word say so much. If you're a Johnny fan, this movie is for you because he is in practically every scene and, most of the time, he's by himself. (He is a writer, after all.) That's one aspect that attracted Johnny to the part: "It's always great to get in the ring with actors you respect, but when you're in there by yourself, it's quite challenging. You're not reacting, which is mostly what acting is," he explains. "Instead, you have to just be. There are scenes where it's like 2 minutes of just scratching the tablecloth. That interests me." David Koepp has a different theory: "I'm not really sure why he wanted to do it. I'm grateful, but it's hard to be certain of what motivates Johnny. It's possible he just wanted to play a character named Mort." I believe both.   

My favorite part of this movie is the first 2 1/2 minutes, not just because it opens on a close-up of Johnny's face but because his face is angry and you don't know why. You don't know where he is. You don't know what's happened or what's going to happen. And, when it does happen, you understand everything and you're in it.

I can't imagine anyone else but Johnny playing Mort Rainey. I may have laughed when I read the plot, but I also think Johnny is a perfect fit for it. Johnny attributes the well-written script by David Koepp as hooking him on the story: "The dialogue is real. It's not forced. The dialogue is just very train-of-thought. The situation seemed real and ugly. Reading a little further, I got to the point where I had total emotional investment in this guy, in this character of Mort, and the situation." 

I had a good feeling about this one too, and Johnny didn't disappoint. It's true, I'd be happy to watch Johnny sit and stare off into space. (And, playing a writer, he actually does some of that in this movie.) But I find his performance pretty fascinating in Secret Window. Director David Koepp had Johnny in mind to play Mort while he was writing the script. "Johnny's just one of our most gifted actors, period,"he says, noting Johnny's endless input into his character. "What I like about his ideas is that you're not sure if he's kidding or not at first because they're off the wall. But then they make perfect sense and you wouldn't have it any other way. He's not an actor who does what he's told. he's an actor who takes what he's been asked to do and runs it through his brain and then does it. And that's a wonderful gift because he's got a marvelous twisted brain!"

"The degree of bedhead was a major consideration in this movie."
David Koepp

It can't be easy to act in a room by yourself in most scenes with nothing but your thoughts and your dog to keep you company. "The great thing about him in this movie is that he's so inventive," David Koepp says. "He makes napping relatively interesting to watch."

Johnny spends the majority of the movie in a raggedy bathrobe thinking about sleeping, sleeping, or just waking up from sleeping. It's quite entertaining! "Most good actors have pretty strong ideas about how they should look for a part and he certainly does," David Koepp says. "The bathrobe he immediately sparked to and wanted to wear for the whole movie. I got it down to not quite the whole movie."    

I'm not telling. 

I can't say much about this movie because I'll ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen it. If you've been reading my Johnny Kitties posts, you probably know by now that I have no tolerance for scary movies, not even some PG-13 thrillers. The idea of Johnny being in a Stephen King movie worried me just for that reason. While I watched some of Secret Window peeking through my fingers, I realize that, to most people, it's probably not scary at all. Some even thought it was predictable, but I fell for everything.

At times, though, even I wish this movie was scarier. I wish Johnny and John Turturro could just go at each other in an R-rated sort of way, but the studio insisted that the film be PG-13 because of Johnny's devoted teenage audience. By the end, I felt that this movie teetered into TV Movie of the Week territory--not because it's bad, but because it includes the cliche of the screaming girl who always trips and can't start her car. I hate that. Do guys ever have that problem when they're in a jam?

But that's a minor annoyance in a movie that, for me, is mysterious and really interesting to watch. Like Johnny, I love the interactions and dialogue among the characters. Although Johnny and Timothy Hutton play rivals in the movie, they created some of my favorite scenes. And, John Turturro is a creepy stranger! "What you think you're going to get from Stephen King material is not what you actually do," David Koepp says. "What you get is extremely well developed characters and really well thought-out psychology. All of the main characters were very well developed and had really clear psychological needs." Stephen King even gave David Koepp his stamp of approval: "I like your script, man. Everyone in it's a rat bastard."

If that doesn't convince you to check out Secret Window, there's also some great animal acting from Mort's blind dog Chico, a mouse, and a squirrel. Hands down, the squirrel wins the Oscar.

Shhh, the Kitty is sleeping.
In this movie, Mort takes lots of naps, and Gordon was all for that idea! So, for our Secret Window tribute, here's one of the naps, during which Mort dreams of napping. That is, until he rolls off the couch and falls over a cliff. He awakes on his living room floor. We've all been there, right?

TV Break: How about a stretch?

A fan of Mike Judge's cartoon series, "King of the Hill," Johnny voiced a character in the episode called, "Hank's Back," which aired in May of 2004, a couple of months after the release of Secret Window. I had never watched a full episode of "King of the Hill" until this one, so I'm not familiar with the storyline and characters. But, in this episode, the show's main character Hank hurts his back and is advised to go to yoga class. Johnny is the yoga instructor. (Can you believe it? Why doesn't he show up in my yoga classes?)

What's next? 
Johnny plays another American in Paris for Ils se marierent et eurent beaucoup, or ....And They Lived Happily Ever After. (My review will not be in French.)

All film images © Columbia Pictures; Melissa's Kitties illustration © Melissa Connolly; "King of the Hill" illustration © Mike Judge  

Christmastime is here!

Hi everyone,

I'm finally heading home today! Happy holidays to you! I'll be back next year.

In the meantime, enjoy one of my favorite songs, performed by some really cool people on one of my favorite TV shows:

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Sign Off - Jeff Tweedy, Mavis Staples & Sean Lennon - "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
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All the best in 2013,

Glow

At night, the sky glows with more than stars.

(Illustration Friday: December 21, 2012)